Today is day 2 of Viagra suppositories. I am instructed to put in one suppository four times a day. To say they are gross, would be an understatement. I constantly feel as if I am leaking or dripping all day long. Because the Viagra is inclosed in wax, it is the wax that dissolves and leaves you wanting a diaper...almost. Seriously though, I think I wear two liners at a time and I still feel gross.
Joke of the day...
Viagra cut into four
An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra.
The pharmacist said "That`s no problem. How many do you want?"
The man replied, "Just a few, maybe a half dozen, but can you cut each one into four pieces."
The pharmacist said, "That`s too small a dose. That won`t get you through sex."
The gentleman said, "Oh, that`s all right. I`m past eighty years old, and I don`t even think about sex anymore. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don`t pee on my shoes.
I wish I had the sex drive side effect, instead of feeling like I'm dripping on my shoes.
-R.
So does not sound fun, in fact it sounds worse the progesterone.... How does the Viagra help your cycle? (sorry if I missed that!)
ReplyDeleteI loved the joke. It is great news that your lining is good.
ReplyDeleteRJ
LOL, great joke.
ReplyDeleteNot so great the drippiness. Yuck- I hate that...um...moist feeling. It's for the greater good, keep reminding yourself.
Ha! Good joke! : )
ReplyDeleteI hate yucky supps. I've never taken the Viagra ones, but I took prog supps during my IUIs and hated them!