Today I wanted to crawl into a ball and die. Literally. Today at around 12:30pm the incident happened. The staffroom at work has two private bathrooms, and after lunch I went to use the facilities. I went in as I regularly do and locked the door like usual. I am a bit of a germ freak (I'll admit it), so I am from the squat not sit camp. So anyway, I am in the bathroom squatting when I hear someone pull on the door and just as I say, "someone in here", the door flings open and a male teacher walks in to find me holding my crotch running for cover. That was it. Yes, it was one of the most embarrassing moments of my life, but boy did that make me laugh!